Chronic procrastinator and food inhaler extraordinaire.
it is 5:55 AM and i’ve been awake since 2:30
i’m really hungry but we’ve been given limited rations for this morning so i’m just nibbling on some pecans
it’s not nearly as pathetic as it sounds
‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’
‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’
‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’
‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as
One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life.
This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove.
How I answered the phone when I worked front desk at a hotel. Coincidentally, the reason I was fired.
I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
(via imgTumble)Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.
What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
(Source: mrsannieodair)
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